Showing posts with label Santa Banta Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Banta Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

9:10 AM - , No comments

Fantastic


Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha- Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar, Facebook par lagani hai pic..:

Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.
Par Kyun?
Kyunki
Dono Birthday party mein muft ka khana khate pakde Gye aur kehne lage:
Hum Ladki walo k taraf se hai...

Santa gets a msg : "kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?"
Santa replies : "Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??"


2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me


Husband N Wife Were Fighting,
Husbnd Aakhir Ma Bola:
Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai
se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!
Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-


Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

11:56 AM - No comments

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa taxi mein ghar se hawayi adde ke liye nikla.
Jate-jate raste mein ek jagah driver ne gadi rok di.
Santa : Kya Hua...???
Driver : Sahab ham ab aage nahin ja sakte... kyunki petrol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardar : To koi gal nahin...Taxi piche le lo...

Santa ne Shampo Kharida
Santa- iske Sath Jo Gift hai do
Shopkeeper- iske sath Gift nahi hai
santa- Likha hai DANDRUFF FREE




Banta purani photo album dekh raha tha.
Banta : Ma, photo mein ye handsome aadmi kaun hai.
Ma : Tere Pitaji hai beta.
Banta : To phir hum is ganje-boode ke saath kyun rehte hain.

Friday, October 21, 2011

12:20 PM - No comments
Santa Army mein bharti hone gaya.
Colonel : Santa Batao 3 + 5 kitne hote hain.
Santa : 8 Sir.
Colonel : 7 + 3 kitne hote hain.
Santa : 10 Sir.
Colonel : 8 + 5 kitne hote hain.
Santa : Mainu nahin pata ji.
Colonel : Kyun...!!!
Santa : Kyunki mere haathon mein kul 10 ungliyan hain.



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