Saturday, October 22, 2011

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa taxi mein ghar se hawayi adde ke liye nikla.
Jate-jate raste mein ek jagah driver ne gadi rok di.
Santa : Kya Hua...???
Driver : Sahab ham ab aage nahin ja sakte... kyunki petrol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardar : To koi gal nahin...Taxi piche le lo...

Santa ne Shampo Kharida
Santa- iske Sath Jo Gift hai do
Shopkeeper- iske sath Gift nahi hai
santa- Likha hai DANDRUFF FREE




Banta purani photo album dekh raha tha.
Banta : Ma, photo mein ye handsome aadmi kaun hai.
Ma : Tere Pitaji hai beta.
Banta : To phir hum is ganje-boode ke saath kyun rehte hain.

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