Showing posts with label Raju Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Raju Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2011

12:03 PM - No comments

Brilliant Raju

Teacher Raju se : Kankal ka matlab kya hai.
Raju : Kankal woh vyakti hai jisne dieting shuru to ki par band karna bhool gaya.

Titanic doob raha tha.
Ek Angrez ne raju poocha : Jamin kitni door hai.
Raju : 2 KM.
Angrez ne pani mein chalang laga di.
Angrez : Kis tarah.
Raju : Niche ki aur.


Friday, October 21, 2011

12:14 PM - No comments
Raju ka dost : yaar raju, kal meri wife ki death ho gayi. Aur meri ankhon mein anshu hi nahin aa rahe hain. Agar log dekhenge to mujhe hi kaatil samjhenge.
Raju : No problem. Tu soch ki teri wife wapas aa gayi.