Teacher Raju se : Kankal ka matlab kya hai. Raju : Kankal woh vyakti hai jisne dieting shuru to ki par band karna bhool gaya. Titanic doob raha tha. Ek Angrez ne raju poocha : Jamin kitni door hai. Raju : 2 KM. Angrez ne pani mein chalang laga di. Angrez : Kis tarah. Raju : Niche ki aur.
Raju ka dost : yaar raju, kal meri wife ki death ho gayi. Aur meri ankhon mein anshu hi nahin aa rahe hain. Agar log dekhenge to mujhe hi kaatil samjhenge.
Raju : No problem. Tu soch ki teri wife wapas aa gayi.