Monday, January 23, 2012

Fantastic


Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha- Focus adjust kar, 
gawaron wali batein na kar, Facebook par lagani hai pic..:

Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.
Par Kyun?
Kyunki
Dono Birthday party mein muft ka khana khate pakde Gye aur kehne lage:
Hum Ladki walo k taraf se hai...

Santa gets a msg : "kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?"
Santa replies : "Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??"


2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me



Husband N Wife Were Fighting,
Husbnd Aakhir Ma Bola:
Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai
se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!
Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-



Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.

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