Monday, January 23, 2012

9:10 AM - , No comments

Fantastic


Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha- Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar, Facebook par lagani hai pic..:

Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.
Par Kyun?
Kyunki
Dono Birthday party mein muft ka khana khate pakde Gye aur kehne lage:
Hum Ladki walo k taraf se hai...

Santa gets a msg : "kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?"
Santa replies : "Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??"


2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me


Husband N Wife Were Fighting,
Husbnd Aakhir Ma Bola:
Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai
se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!
Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-


Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.

Monday, November 7, 2011

5:07 AM - No comments

Shayri


Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte,
Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte.
Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua,
Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.

Tera dard Bayaan karne ke liye lafz nahi milate
MOhabbat k jkham k dawa dukan me nahi milate
Kassh khuda hume itana dard nahi deta dost
Toh hum bhi mehfil me tumse hass-hass k milate..

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the,
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the,
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata,
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the…

Thursday, October 27, 2011

11:09 PM - No comments

CID Ra.One Jokes



  1. Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!
  2. Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
  3. Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache 4.  Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release
  4. Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana".
  5. Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
  6. Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!
  7. Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.

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